ABC News feels the need to talk about female presidential candidates… well, sort of. Really, it has decided to publish an article that cattily talks about their clothing choices. Because as we’ve noted many times before, the media thinks that this is the most interesting facet of any female candidate! And get this… the article’s online headline is ‘Even the Pope Wears Prada’. Oh, dear! Stand back for some quality shaming of female politicians for their fashion choices.

When Argentina’s foxy first lady and fashionista Cristina Kirchner announced July 2 that she would run for president, she allowed her long, black hair to cascade over a plunging neckline.

But America’s first lady of politics, Hillary Rodham Clinton — who has often been compared to Kirchner — opted for a solid black pants suit during her recent presidential debate.

Other international women with brains and power, such as France’s Ségolène Royal, flaunt their sexuality. But Americans prefer to play the dowdy card.

In a pragmatic nation with Puritan roots, “no nonsense” and “professional” get more votes than “sexy,” say experts in both fashion and politics.

“In countries like Italy and France, the attitude is that they are leading the country and are supposed to be wearing fashionable clothes,” said Valerie Steele, director and curator of the museum at the Fashion Institute of Technology.

But in the United States, “women are not supposed to be flaunting their sexuality, or be too flashy or sexy,” she said. “It’s expensive and time-consuming.”

Clinton, who has relied on designer Oscar de la Renta since her White House days, has raised the retro pants suit to high art. One bright yellow version made a big fashion splash on this side of the Atlantic, with fashion writers describing it as “bright,” “refreshed,” “summery,” “glamorous.”

But not sexy.

A 54-year-old lawyer, Kirchner has been called “Imelda” — a reference to the shoe-mongering Filipino dictator’s wife Imelda Marcos — for her vast collection of footwear.

In a YouTube cartoon, Kirchner is shown switching outfits from bikini to dominatrix get-up. Kirchner may have a shoe for every day of the year, but she is no intellectual lightweight. A sitting senator who has served in both legislative houses, she is President Néstor Kirchner’s closest adviser.

And her hunger for designer fashion probably won’t hurt her at the ballot box. The latest polls show she is likely to win the first round of balloting with 46 percent support and a more than 30 percentage point lead over two other leading presidential contenders, according to Britain’s Independent

Okay… there’s so much to critique and not enough time! First, why can’t women chose to dress ‘sexy’ or ‘conservative’ without prompting a national referendum on the issue? Second, a YouTube cartoon of Kirchner switching from bikinis to dominatrix get ups? Because women are only sexual objects right? Read the rest of the article and blame away your anger and frustration in the comments!